2026

Belgium - Dancing on the Ice - Is not bad.  Really, it is not a bad song, but somehow it feels like they run out...

Belgium – Essyla – Dancing on the Ice.  Image my disgust, dear reader, when I checked the lyrics out and realised that this song was...

Belgium’s 2026 entry is ESSYLA with ‘Dancing on the Ice’, revealed internally by RTBF in February. It feels like a fairly deliberate piece of...

Azerbaijan - Just Go - is supposed to be a big ballad A ballad is not a bad thing. A good ballad will stir your...

Azerbaijan – JIVA – Just Go. I don’t, dear reader , usually launch into an expletive-laden rant but fucking hell fire, Azerbaijan, what the holy...

Azerbaijan’s 2026 entry is JIVA with ‘Just Go’, internally selected by İTV and set for the first half of the second semi-final. That already...

Austria.  Cosmo – Tanzschein.  Cosmo was the name of an all you can eat Buffet in the fair city of Nottingham – you could get...

Austria’s host entry for Vienna 2026 is COSMÓ with ‘Tanzschein’, selected through ORF’s national final Vienna Calling – Who Will Sing for Austria? on...

Austria - Tanzschein - is not winning again.  This will be the last song we hear in the Saturday night final. And I think it’s...

Australia - Delta Goodrem - Eclipse Well now, Australia have played their Eurovision Uno Reverse card here and gave the gays – sorry “fans” what...