2 May – If you should stumble remember I’m near
Eurovision is a young person's game. Or is it? People of all ages from 11 to, well, unknown, despite a certain presenter in 1987...
22 April – Love is the fire, the burnin’ desire
The United Kingdom used to be one of the countries that ruled the roost at our favourite TV programme. They saw coming fourth as...
Here’s the UK Official announcement.
Are you ready to count? This May at the 70th Eurovision Song Contest in Vienna, Austria, LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER will represent the United...
18 February – Am I making you proud, or could I...
Sometimes performers aren't always remembered for their three minutes of singing on that hallowed stage. Just occasionally, there's an event outside their control that...
UK Goes Full Synth: Look Mum No Computer to Represent Britain...
It seems the BBC has finally looked at the last few years of polite chart pop, sighed heavily, and said: right then, let’s try...
2 November – There but for the grace of God, go...
If you were an all-round entertainer, and an appearance in our favourite TV show was only one of the highlights of your career, would...
29 August – Welcome to the land where all our dreams...
Remember the United Kingdom of stuff? They regularly used to do rather well in Eurovision circles, until those pesky 'New Europeans' came along. They...
15 July – There isn’t an end, there isn’t a start
You have to feel for the United Kingdom of Miscellany. They once ruled the roost with guaranteed high placings. Then along came the pesky...
Douze points: Why did Italy give the UK top marks at...
When the Eurovision jury votes dropped and an Italian cartoon mouse handed the UK a dazzling douze points, jaws hit living room floors from...
Harmonies, hangovers and hope: Remember Monday aim for Eurovision glory
Tonight, as 26 acts belt their souls out under the LED crucible of Basel’s St Jakobshalle, the UK is once again hoping — praying...