19 May – Has progress led us astray?

Do you remember the old days? When the contest was all done and dusted in one night, and none of these new Europeans were...

18 May – Game over b*tch

We love our song contest. Sometimes what is performed is clearly a song. But sometimes it's a whole performance. More bang for your buck,...

13 May – Every night we fell in love

Some songs have just scraped a win, and some have won at a canter. Did you prefer the close contest, or should there by...

12 May – You’ll see that I am not a child

You know those countries that always turn up. They don't always light up the scoreboard, but they come along every year, sometimes with high...

Shal’s Eurovision Countdown 2026 – Part Thirty Five – The UK

United Kingdom - Eins, Zwei, Drei - is completely bonkers. This song feels like the U.K. is showing a middle finger to Eurovision. If in...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2026 – Part Thirty Five – The UK

So the home entry of this website, as if you care, always comes last - insert your own jokes here I guess.  We've been...

Eurovision 2026 Review: UK

The United Kingdom has gone for deliberate oddness in 2026, sending LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER with ‘Eins, Zwei, Drei’, after the BBC internally selected...

Eurovision 2026 Review: Ukraine

Ukraine’s 2026 entry is LELÉKA with ‘Ridnym’, chosen through Vidbir after scoring the maximum from both jury and public. That sort of clean sweep...

Shai’s Eurovision Countdown 2026 – Part Thirty Four – Ukraine

Ukraine - Ridnym - is another musical song 2nd year in a row, Ukraine is sending a very weak song. This is 2025 all over...

Phil’s Eurovision Countwown 2026 – Part Thirty Four – Ukraine

This is an odd song.  It starts off all plinky-plonky like something from a national final of old and then the beat seems to...