Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 37 – United Kingdom
What The Hell Just Happened? by Remember Monday
And so to 2025’s final countdown review and my home country. After hugely disappointing results for...
3 May – Take off your coat and come inside
What's it like to be runner-up? If you're the host country, then it's ideal. If you think you're in with a shot of winning,...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part Thirty Two – Sweden
For all of you with a nervous and/or camp disposition - please press another link.
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I FUCKING HATE THIS SONG. I hate it with the...
30 March – Your body moves me, moves me
Have you noticed that some song titles have been getting shorter? There are a few this year where they're only known by one word....
UK – Can we have Thursday’s rehearsal back please?
I'm going to be generous and forgive James his first run of this one, because he sounded out of breath from the start -...
A warmed-up Hump
That, my children, is more fucking like it!! - Clearly the second rehearsals are where he "kicks it into gear" It looks and feels...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 31 – Serbia
Samo Mi Se Spava by Luke Black.
I just want to sleep, says Luke Black. 31 songs into this year’s Countdown, Luke, I hear you.
Luke...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025- Part 26/37 – Netherlands
Netherlands - Claude – C’est la Vie.Â
No - not this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0UGGMM_ScM&pp=ygUeQ-KAmWVzdCBsYSB2aWUgTWVsb2RpZmV0aXZhbGVu
Nor this one either:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irouCtF445I&pp=ygUYQ-KAmWVzdCBsYSB2aWUgTHlzIEFzc2lh
But Claude, a fine name for a singer in my humble...
That was a long long long day
It's over - until Saturday. The worst ever day in Eurovision History is now at an end with ...
F.Y.R (or not) Macedonia - She's...
The best bit of delegation excess so far …
... and the award goes to them Dutchies with their slightly short term bus arrangement ...
Now, what are they going to do with this...















