Contests

Greece - Ferto - is  a retro camp.  Ferto is a song about the desire to be rich, have a comfortable life with a lot...

Greece – Akylas – Ferto ** Awaits hate in 3...2....1...** In the immortal words of Ana Ferguson of Mission Eurovision, this song can “get in the...

Germany – Sarah Engles – Fire Germany and Germans have seemingly gone “fuck it” this year.   They’ve finally caught up with the “Panik records” school...

Greece heads to Vienna with Akylas and ‘Ferto’, chosen through Sing for Greece 2026 after topping the Greek jury, the international jury and the...

Germany - Fire - is just a beige generic pop cliche This countdown is done in alphabet order. It just so happens that Germany is...

Germany’s 2026 entry is Sarah Engels with ‘Fire’, chosen through a patchy national final - Das Deutsche Finale - on 28 February after surviving...

Georgia - On Replay.  There are people in the fandom, stupid people for the record, who think that the Junior version of this contest needs...

Georgia - On Replay - is the banger which makes me smile.  Bzikebi represented Georgia in Junior ESC of 2008, which they also won. 18...

Georgia’s 2026 entry is Bzikebi with ‘On Replay’, internally selected by GPB and set for the first half of the first semi-final. The headline...

France – Monroe – Regarde! Finland is an object lesson in how to write and stage a song with a purpose – to do nothing...