The UK of stuff

Victor Chandler offers odds of 2/1 against for the UK to finish 23rd or higher in the final. That's the confidence level we're beginning...

Un-ited Kingdom

Now Listen very carefully I shall say this only once ... the UK entry is actually not that bad. In fact it's really rather...

I’m afraid that, for you that like differing opinions …

... It's 3 out of 3 here. Andy was very very good. He has surprised a lot of people, in a good way, here in...

Ani catches a cold

Phil: Well the curse of the Eurovision cold seems to have struck Verka - eeerm I mean Ani Lorak and vocally this is weaker...

Sweden – Frozen in Eurovision history

Phil: She does have a very very scary face and has been Botox-ed to hell in the time between the Melodifestival and now, but...

The best bit of delegation excess so far …

... and the award goes to them Dutchies with their slightly short term bus arrangement ... Now, what are they going to do with this...

Romania’s 26587777th rehearsal

Phil: I just watched this and got the phrase "meh" come across my lips.. There is nothing wrong with it per se, however my...

Netherlands and Finland

See- you get 2 for the price of one with this blog - what more could you possibly ask for. Firstly, apologies to Armenia -...

Eat something, lady

Hmmm! I'm no fashionista, but this is *not* a well-advised dress. She looks like Elnur standing on his head. Below the waist it's all...

Warming to Norway

Phil: Finally - something that is worth all the pain that I have gone through today to get to a decent song. This has...