Creme Portuguese

Phil: They managed to delay their rehearsals for us so we could at least say we only missed TWO rehearsals today - which was...

Agents of moo moo – La Swiss

Franko: This does everything it says on the tin. Well known rock band performing a safe song as though they were in a gig...

Will you be per-sweded ? Hmmm

Franko: After the first four there was a lunch break which gave me time to try one of the Belorussian ice creams and nip...

Phil explains Eurovision 2008 – Why the UK didn’t win

Here's why - they entered a dreadful song. Brits can (and do) moan all we like about block voting but conveniently forget the following : ...

It’s the local lass

Phil: Surprisingly, it goes down well here ... though that's not much of a shock. Zeljko does not have a winner on his hands...

Made in e-Spain!

Phil: Hmmmm ... at 1:20 long, I hated the Spanish song and all it stood for and wanted to firebomb La Sexta (The channel...

The singing dustman has another go

Phil: The choice of the blue and silver costume is WRONG and someone needs to tell him immediately! Although it clearly does fit the...

I hate it, but it just might win

Well now. I have to say this is honestly one of the songs I detest most in this year's contest, but from what I've...

Blowing in the wind

A few problems to start as they near deafened her by feeding the sound through her ear-piece too loud. I'd written this off as...

The Portu Gal – Heavy and dramatic

Phil: I am in a minority of one here. When asked, in a very jocular mode by Mr RDH, how many points this would...