Creme Portuguese
Phil: They managed to delay their rehearsals for us so we could at least say we only missed TWO rehearsals today - which was...
Agents of moo moo – La Swiss
Franko: This does everything it says on the tin. Well known rock band performing a safe song as though they were in a gig...
Will you be per-sweded ? Hmmm
Franko: After the first four there was a lunch break which gave me time to try one of the Belorussian ice creams and nip...
Phil explains Eurovision 2008 – Why the UK didn’t win
Here's why - they entered a dreadful song.
Brits can (and do) moan all we like about block voting but conveniently forget the following :
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It’s the local lass
Phil: Surprisingly, it goes down well here ... though that's not much of a shock. Zeljko does not have a winner on his hands...
Made in e-Spain!
Phil: Hmmmm ... at 1:20 long, I hated the Spanish song and all it stood for and wanted to firebomb La Sexta (The channel...
The singing dustman has another go
Phil: The choice of the blue and silver costume is WRONG and someone needs to tell him immediately! Although it clearly does fit the...
I hate it, but it just might win
Well now. I have to say this is honestly one of the songs I detest most in this year's contest, but from what I've...
Blowing in the wind
A few problems to start as they near deafened her by feeding the sound through her ear-piece too loud. I'd written this off as...
The Portu Gal – Heavy and dramatic
Phil: I am in a minority of one here. When asked, in a very jocular mode by Mr RDH, how many points this would...













