Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 14 – FINLAND
Monsters by Saara Aalto
After turning around her fortunes so impressively on the UK X Factor the BBC should have snapped up Saara Aalto for...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 13 – ESTONIA
La Forza by Elina Nechayeva
If you’re going to do a gimmick at Eurovision make sure it’s either not previously been done, or you do...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 23 – Ireland
If this song is going to be remembered for anything it's going to be "oh it's the one with the gays dancing that Russia...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 22 – Iceland
There are very few songs at a Eurovision that ellicit the following response from me, but this is one of them and I don't...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Russia
This hardly seems like the same woman behind that half-arsed effort that was never really meant to be taken seriously last year. This time...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 12 – DENMARK
Higher Ground by Rasmussen
There’s an adage that if you can’t say anything nice you shouldn’t say it at all and were it not for...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 21 – Hungary
I've been dreading doing this review for a number of reasons, not least of which being, I detest this song. To me, it's shouty...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Moldova
DoReDos seem to have been sent to the contest under strict orders to do what Sunstroke Project (inexplicably) did last year. Spoiler alert: they...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 11 – CZECH REPUBLIC
Lie to Me by Mikolas Josef
Fans who like to keep an eye on the Eurovision betting odds will notice something unusual this year, with...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Albania
With a recently-updated video and polished production, Eugent sounds like one of the strongest performers at this contest. Shoot me, if I say I...