Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Australia

Don’t Come Easy by Isaiah Several of you, dear readers (assuming that many of you are still with me) will be dwelling on the question...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Armenia

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Yw6LdDo7HxA Fly With Me by Artsvik They may have kept us hanging on to be the last country to show its hand this year, but the...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Albania

World by Lindita It’s back! My Eurovision Countdown, now in its 8th year. Oh, you lucky, lucky readers! As I start my annual Eurovision Countdown for...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 38: Slovenia – Blue and Red by...

“How can I mix red and blue together?” muses ManuElla. Well, they come up quite nicely together in a bruise, I’d say. Thankfully ManuElla’s...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 43: United Kingdom – You’re Not Alone...

  The benefit of being a Brit in my annual Countdown is that I get to save my home nation for last, alphabetically. Not that...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 42: Ukraine – 1944 by Jamala

  The last time we saw Jamala was in 2011, attempting to represent Ukraine with an annoyingly catchy ditty called Smile, which it was hard...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 34 – Russia

Now, for the clever among you, I’ve not written these in order, but presented them in order – i’m clever like that!! Now, listening to...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 36 – Serbia

Now sitting in the hotel preparing to fly out to the European festival of populist song, I asked myself, “When did Serbia get good?” The...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2016 – Part 33 – Poland

When one looks up the word “trolling” in the internet dictionary, surely a massive picture of Michał Szpak with massive flashing lights comes up....

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2016 – Part 31 – Norway

Clearly in the Boaty mc Boatface theme, Norway have chosen “Icebreaker” by Agnete. No, not the one from Abba, a 21 year old that...