Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Australia
Don’t Come Easy by Isaiah
Several of you, dear readers (assuming that many of you are still with me) will be dwelling on the question...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Armenia
https://www.youtube.com/embed/Yw6LdDo7HxA
Fly With Me by Artsvik
They may have kept us hanging on to be the last country to show its hand this year, but the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Albania
World by Lindita
It’s back! My Eurovision Countdown, now in its 8th year. Oh, you lucky, lucky readers!
As I start my annual Eurovision Countdown for...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 38: Slovenia – Blue and Red by...
“How can I mix red and blue together?” muses ManuElla. Well, they come up quite nicely together in a bruise, I’d say. Thankfully ManuElla’s...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 43: United Kingdom – You’re Not Alone...
The benefit of being a Brit in my annual Countdown is that I get to save my home nation for last, alphabetically. Not that...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 42: Ukraine – 1944 by Jamala
The last time we saw Jamala was in 2011, attempting to represent Ukraine with an annoyingly catchy ditty called Smile, which it was hard...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 34 – Russia
Now, for the clever among you, I’ve not written these in order, but presented them in order – i’m clever like that!!
Now, listening to...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 36 – Serbia
Now sitting in the hotel preparing to fly out to the European festival of populist song, I asked myself, “When did Serbia get good?”
The...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2016 – Part 33 – Poland
When one looks up the word “trolling” in the internet dictionary, surely a massive picture of Michał Szpak with massive flashing lights comes up....
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2016 – Part 31 – Norway
Clearly in the Boaty mc Boatface theme, Norway have chosen “Icebreaker” by Agnete. No, not the one from Abba, a 21 year old that...











