Eurovision 2026 Review: Israel

Israel’s 2026 entry is Noam Bettan with ‘Michelle’, selected after Bettan won HaKokhav HaBa and released by KAN on 5 March. Musically, it's a...

Shai’s Eurovision Countdown 2026 – Part Seventeen – Greece

Greece - Ferto - is  a retro camp.  Ferto is a song about the desire to be rich, have a comfortable life with a lot...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2026 – Part Seventeen – Greece

Greece – Akylas – Ferto ** Awaits hate in 3...2....1...** In the immortal words of Ana Ferguson of Mission Eurovision, this song can “get in the...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2026 – Part Sixteen – Germany

Germany – Sarah Engles – Fire Germany and Germans have seemingly gone “fuck it” this year.   They’ve finally caught up with the “Panik records” school...

Eurovision 2026 Review: Greece

Greece heads to Vienna with Akylas and ‘Ferto’, chosen through Sing for Greece 2026 after topping the Greek jury, the international jury and the...

Shai’s Eurovision Countdown 2026 – Part Sixteen – Germany

Germany - Fire - is just a beige generic pop cliche This countdown is done in alphabet order. It just so happens that Germany is...

Eurovision 2026 Review: Germany

Germany’s 2026 entry is Sarah Engels with ‘Fire’, chosen through a patchy national final - Das Deutsche Finale - on 28 February after surviving...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2026 – Part Fifteen – Georgia

Georgia - On Replay.  There are people in the fandom, stupid people for the record, who think that the Junior version of this contest needs...

Shai’s Eurovision Countdown 2026 – Part Fifteen – Georgia

Georgia - On Replay - is the banger which makes me smile.  Bzikebi represented Georgia in Junior ESC of 2008, which they also won. 18...

Eurovision 2026 Review: Georgia

Georgia’s 2026 entry is Bzikebi with ‘On Replay’, internally selected by GPB and set for the first half of the first semi-final. The headline...