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Contests 2011 France – and this might come as a shock

France – and this might come as a shock

Amaury Vassili ISN’T going to win the Eurovision Song Contest, and I am going to explain why.

It IS everything you thought it would be: an internationally renowned performer singing a faux-opera aria at you for three minutes, with a good voice, performance and stagecraft.

What it is not is that thing called a “televoter sponge”. I can’t imagine, for a second, real people in the world (and not fans) thinking that this is the best song on the night and picking up the phone to vote for it.

I can imagine the juries being “instructed” to vote for a song like this, and I will concede that it is going to be pretty high up there. But the lack of televotes is going to present a problem for it winning, I suspect.