As Chris Tarrant once said “this is what they want!” And, frankly, at the start of the first Semi final and directly before the torrent of unrequited effluent that is Sweden (Spoiiler alert for later in the piece here), I sincerely hope it pisses all over her chips and her mask.
Satoshi has more talent in his man bun that at least five people in this semi final just by turning up and singing a collection of random words that make absolutely no sense that have been randomly shoved together over a banging beat and lots of movement It’s as infections as Norovirus and possibly twice as ugly but when it gets to the final, which it must surely do, it might well struggle against better songs because, and make no mistake, it’s not a great song – but it is great entertainment,
Phil’s Score – 6 Points
