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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 17 – Iceland

RÓA by VÆB Look, I’ve tried to make it sound like the ligature æ in encyclopædia but the Eurovision website tells me the band’s name...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 30 – San Marino

Tutta L’Italia by Gabry Ponte I called France’s Louane as arguably the biggest artist in this year’s Contest but there’s no doubting who has...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 3 – Australia

Milkshake Man by Go-Jo Are you thirsty? Go-Jo certainly is, and he seems to possess an endless supply of creamy froth to help us quench...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 28/37 – Poland

Poland - Justyna - GAYA For those of you that are old enough to remember Justyna the first time round in 1995 - Welcome to...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Ireland is unhinged

IrelandEmmy – Laika Party It takes a certain kind of song to make you both laugh, wince, and question the state of the education system....

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 34 – Sweden

Bara Bada Bastu by KAJ Nåjaa! So this is unexpected. I spent most of February giving out to everyone who’d listen (and quite a few...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 24 – Malta

Serving by Marianna Conte I've got a secret you should know, come a little close, I'll whisper slow… Psst! Malta knew exactly what they were...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 5/37 – Azerbaijan

AZERBAIJAN – Run With U – Mamagama Another song that X tells me I shouldn’t like or be listening to because **checks notes** Azerbaijan.  Anyway...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 20/37 – Italy

Volevo Essere Un Duro by Lucio Corsi I was made, with a bit of cojoling, to watch Sanremo 2025 so I could say “I’ve been...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Serbia slumps

SerbiaPrinc – Mila It begins, as so many Eurovision ballads do, with a solemn piano flourish and a voice that sounds like it’s recovering from...