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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025- Part 26/37 – Netherlands

Netherlands - Claude – C’est la Vie.  No - not this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0UGGMM_ScM&pp=ygUeQ-KAmWVzdCBsYSB2aWUgTWVsb2RpZmV0aXZhbGVu Nor this one either: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irouCtF445I&pp=ygUYQ-KAmWVzdCBsYSB2aWUgTHlzIEFzc2lh But Claude, a fine name for a singer in my humble...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 18 – Ireland

Laika Party by EMMY A moment of disclosure here: when EMMY was in the Norwegian Melodi Grand Prix in 2021, she found herself in...

Nick “does” 2025 – Germany

GERMANY - Baller – Abor and Tynna Nena + Lena = Tynna. What do you mean, that’s not a sufficient review? It covers pretty much everyth…...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 8/37 – Cyprus

CYPRUS – Shh – Theo Evan There was the longest of pregnant pauses between Theo Evan being announced as the singer for Cyprus and the...

Phil’s Eurovision countdown – Part 9/37 – Czechia

CZECHIA – Kiss Kiss Goodbye – Adonxs In complete contrast to Cyprus that doesn’t know what it is, Czechia knows exactly what this song is...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Estonia is baffling

EstoniaTommy Cash – Espresso Macchiato There are novelty entries, and then there’s whatever Espresso Macchiato is trying to be. Tommy Cash, Estonia’s resident agent of...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 32 – Slovenia

How Much Time Do we Have Left by Klemen Last time I was with you I was pondering the troubled fate of Serbia in...

Nick “does” 2025 – Azerbaijan

AZERBAIJAN – Run With U – Mamagama Azerbaijan have quietly been in Eurovision for 17 years now. I reject this timeline and indeed reality in...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: UK just happens

United Kingdom Remember Monday - What the hell just happened? Oh, BBC. What the hell did just happen? You had Remember Monday—three women who can sing the...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 37 – United Kingdom

What The Hell Just Happened? by Remember Monday And so to 2025’s final countdown review and my home country. After hugely disappointing results for...