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Countdown Countdown 2025

Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 14 – Georgia

Freedom by Mariam Shengelia Sometimes a country, especially one making an internal selection, keeps their cards close to their chest until the latest possible moment,...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 1 – Albania

Zjerm by Shkodra Elektronike Albania, always first out of the blocks alphabetically for my Countdown and usually first chronologically too, with the magnificent Festivali I...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Germany is beige

GermanyAbor & Tynna – Baller Germany continues its recent tradition of asking the continent, politely, to please ignore it. Baller is a modern-ish track—clean, slick,...

Nick “does” 2025 – San Marino

SAN MARINO – Tutta l’Italia – Gabry Ponte Sending a song to Eurovision in specific celebration of your region or nation is always definitely A...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 29/37 – Portugal

Deslocado by NAPA Now, the attentive among you will have noticed that Part 30 has come before Part 29, that was done for many...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 21/37 – Latvia

Tautumeitas - Bur Man Laimi As you know, dear reader, I’m currently holed up at His Majesty's National Health Service, declared medically fit but in...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Australia is ‘saucy’

Australia Go-Jo – Milkshake Man Australia’s long-standing tradition of sending technically competent, highly polished pop entries appears to have taken the year off in favour of…...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025- Part 26/37 – Netherlands

Netherlands - Claude – C’est la Vie.  No - not this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0UGGMM_ScM&pp=ygUeQ-KAmWVzdCBsYSB2aWUgTWVsb2RpZmV0aXZhbGVu Nor this one either: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irouCtF445I&pp=ygUYQ-KAmWVzdCBsYSB2aWUgTHlzIEFzc2lh But Claude, a fine name for a singer in my humble...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 24/37 Malta

Malta - Mariana Conte - Serving So Malta had this wheeze, right, that they would have a song in their final which was all about...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Austria is ‘full-throttle’

Austria JJ – Wasted Love You can almost hear the pitch meeting: a fragile opening line, a trembling upper register, then bam—crank up the production, cue...