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Countdown Countdown 2025

Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Slovenia is a sigh

Slovenia Klemen - How much time do we have left? Well, the backstory lands hard. Klemen opens his promo video by revealing he wrote How Much...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 36/37 – Ukraine

Ukraine - Ziferblat - Bird of Pray Despite having one of their number on our little radio show during NF season, that isn't going to...

Nick “does” 2025 – Austria

AUSTRIA – Wasted Love - JJ Dearest reader, it has been brought to my attention that my marks appear a little, shall we say, eccentric...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 9 – Czechia

Kiss Kiss Goodbye by ADONXS Several artists of the class of 2025 have chosen to stylise their stage names in capitals, which makes it look...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 20 – Italy

Volevo Essere Un Duro by Lucio Corsi Not gonna lie, in a Sanremo line-up I largely enjoyed this year I was not only disappointed but...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 29 – Portugal

Deslocado by NAPA I have a soft spot for Portugal in Eurovision and have been to the Festival da Canção a couple of times....

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 0 – That elephant again

It's been twelve months since I wrote the original version of this but it's still as relevant today. I fervently believe a majority of my...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Lithuania is a fug of despair

LithuaniaKatarsis – Tavo Akys You know that one guy in your uni’s indie society who never took off his coat, even indoors, and wrote poems...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Poland is a pagan rave

Poland Justyna Steczkowska – Gaja Poland’s brought out the big guns this year. And by “big guns,” we mean Justyna Steczkowska—Eurovision veteran, reality TV mentor, high...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025- Part 25/37 – Montenegro

Montenegro - Nina Žižić – Dobrodošli So, lying here in my bed In the hospital (Yes I’m still fucking here), and I’ve got this far, and...