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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 6/37 – Belgium

BELGIUM – Strobe Lights – Red Sebastian I really disliked this song when it was originally entered in Eurosong 25. I couldn’t see the hype...

Phil’s Eurovision countdown – Part 9/37 – Czechia

CZECHIA – Kiss Kiss Goodbye – Adonxs In complete contrast to Cyprus that doesn’t know what it is, Czechia knows exactly what this song is...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Belgium is vaguely threatening

BelgiumStrobe Lights – Red Sebastian Belgium has sent in the fog machine early this year, accompanied by something that approximates a song if you squint...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 1 – Albania

Zjerm by Shkodra Elektronike Albania, always first out of the blocks alphabetically for my Countdown and usually first chronologically too, with the magnificent Festivali I...

Nick “does” 2025 – Serbia

SERBIA – Mila - Princ 22:53 CET, 5 May 2025, OnEurope Towers (in a country not very far from Switzerland, yet delightfully more inexpensive). Nick...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Latvia is sponsored by Baltic linen

LatviaTautumeitas – Bur Man Laimi Tautumeitas—six women with a shared background in ethnomusicology and a wardrobe sponsored by Baltic linen—are here to whisper, chant and...

Nick “does” 2025 – Luxembourg

LUXEMBOURG – La Poupee Monte Le Son – Laura Thorn “And so I wrote a song, la la la lalala, ‘bout how you did me...

Nick “does” 2025 – Ireland

IRELAND – Laika Party – Emmy I suspected that Mr Phil was using my reviews as templates for his own when the featured image for...