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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Nick “does” 2025 – Belgium

BELGIUM – Strobe Lights – Red Sebastian We made it through the A's. Phew. Now, in the early exchanges in the betting markets, Belgium were the...

Nick “does” 2025 – Serbia

SERBIA – Mila - Princ 22:53 CET, 5 May 2025, OnEurope Towers (in a country not very far from Switzerland, yet delightfully more inexpensive). Nick...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 24 – Malta

Serving by Marianna Conte I've got a secret you should know, come a little close, I'll whisper slow… Psst! Malta knew exactly what they were...

Nick “does” 2025 – Latvia

LATVIA – Bur Man Laimi - Tantumeitas Dammit, I’ve not prewritten this one! Alexia, I don’t suppose you’d be willing to… no? Ah, heck. Now, a...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 34/37 – Sweden

Sweden - KAJ - Bara Bada Bastu Words will not do this justice.  This is winning the whole damn thing. Phil's Score - 12 Points.  (If...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Norway is familiar

NorwayKyle Alessandro – Lighter From the land of fjords, fish, and fantastically committed Eurovision entries comes Lighter, Norway’s solidly middle-lane offering courtesy of Kyle Alessandro—a...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Germany

GERMANY - Baller – Abor and Tynna Dear reader, let me give you a peak behind the OnEurope curtain. At time of writing, I’m in...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: San Marino is Italian too

San Marino Gabry Ponte - Tutta L'Italia Every year, Eurovision’s tiniest and most stubborn microstate pulls on its rhinestoned boots and gives it another go. San...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Germany is beige

GermanyAbor & Tynna – Baller Germany continues its recent tradition of asking the continent, politely, to please ignore it. Baller is a modern-ish track—clean, slick,...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 4 – Austria

Wasted Love by JJ An early appearance for one of the favourites for 2025. Austria is right at the front of the pack with the...