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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 20/37 – Italy

Volevo Essere Un Duro by Lucio Corsi I was made, with a bit of cojoling, to watch Sanremo 2025 so I could say “I’ve been...

Nick “does” 2025 – Italy

ITALY - Volevo Essere Un Duro – Lucio Corsi Dear reader, I think I may have been a bit overambitious with my writing schedule this...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 18 – Ireland

Laika Party by EMMY A moment of disclosure here: when EMMY was in the Norwegian Melodi Grand Prix in 2021, she found herself in...

Nick “does” 2025 – Lithuania

LITHUANIA – Tavo Akys – Katarsis As implausible as it may seem for someone for whom 99% of my musical gamut revolves around “have Birthe...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 12 – Finland

Ich Komme by Erika Vikman I’ve seldom been as thankful for being one of the organisers and presenters of Second Cherry – a second...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 20 – Italy

Volevo Essere Un Duro by Lucio Corsi Not gonna lie, in a Sanremo line-up I largely enjoyed this year I was not only disappointed but...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Ireland is unhinged

IrelandEmmy – Laika Party It takes a certain kind of song to make you both laugh, wince, and question the state of the education system....

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Finland is coming

FinlandErika Vikman – Ich Komme Leave it to Finland to enter the contest with something so aggressively camp it makes Hard Rock Hallelujah seem subtle....

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 8/37 – Cyprus

CYPRUS – Shh – Theo Evan There was the longest of pregnant pauses between Theo Evan being announced as the singer for Cyprus and the...

Nick “does” 2025 – Australia

AUSTRALIA – Milkshake Man – Go-Jo We have a phrase in English – “not a euphemism” – which roughly equates to the French “double entendre”...