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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Greece

GREECE –Asteromata – Klavdia It seems that I might have alarmed you, my dear reader, about my current state of affairs by writing these from...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 9 – Czechia

Kiss Kiss Goodbye by ADONXS Several artists of the class of 2025 have chosen to stylise their stage names in capitals, which makes it look...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 37/37 – United Kingdom

What The Hell Just Happened? by Remember Monday Our final song is always, by the fact that we're a stupidly named country, the United...

Nick “does” 2025 – Ukraine

UKRAINE – Ziferblat – Bird of Pray Until Luxembourg’s return last year, Ukraine held the proud record as the only country to have taken part...

Nick “does” 2025 – Poland

POLAND - Gaja - Justyna Stechkowska Now, I’m not saying that I’ve been doing this for too long, but the first time I was present...

Nick “does” 2025 – Israel

ISRAEL – New Day Will Rise – Yuval Raphael A recurring theme of the contest this year is double entendre. The Milkshake Man is neither...

Nick “does” 2025 – Luxembourg

LUXEMBOURG – La Poupee Monte Le Son – Laura Thorn “And so I wrote a song, la la la lalala, ‘bout how you did me...

Phil’s Eurovision countdown 2025 – Ireland

IRELAND – Laika Party – Emmy It’s a song, yeah, about a dog that’s very definitely dead and been in space, having a party (Somehow!). Bearing...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Armenia is ‘cobbled together’

Armenia Parg – Survivor At the risk of sounding like a colonial-era phonetics professor: if you’re going to sing in English, at least try to sound...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Georgia

  GEORGIA – Freedom – Mariam Shengelia I promised myself what with all of the shenanigans that are going on in this contest that I would...