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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Nick “does” 2025 – Armenia

Survivor - Parg I mentioned yesterday that I often find Albanian entries to be hard work and have been pleasantly surprised this year. Armenian ones...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Austria is ‘full-throttle’

Austria JJ – Wasted Love You can almost hear the pitch meeting: a fragile opening line, a trembling upper register, then bam—crank up the production, cue...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 15 – Germany

Baller by Abor and Tynna I’ll start with the positive: Germany has made the best choice it could for Eurovision 2025. Unfortunately, this is rather...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 35 – Switzerland

Voyage by Zoë Më Time for the host entry now, and to be frank it’s been something of a mixed bag for songs representing...

Nick “does” 2025 – San Marino

SAN MARINO – Tutta l’Italia – Gabry Ponte Sending a song to Eurovision in specific celebration of your region or nation is always definitely A...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 20/37 – Italy

Volevo Essere Un Duro by Lucio Corsi I was made, with a bit of cojoling, to watch Sanremo 2025 so I could say “I’ve been...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 6/37 – Belgium

BELGIUM – Strobe Lights – Red Sebastian I really disliked this song when it was originally entered in Eurosong 25. I couldn’t see the hype...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 33/37 – Spain

Spain - Melody - Esa Diva God almighty I hate Spanish Eurovision. Every yea,  they trot out the same old lines about their songs being...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Armenia is ‘cobbled together’

Armenia Parg – Survivor At the risk of sounding like a colonial-era phonetics professor: if you’re going to sing in English, at least try to sound...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 26 – Netherlands

C’est la Vie by Claude A new crop of Eurovision songs each year brings the opportunity to discover hitherto unknown artists and explore their wider...