2014

Hello dear reader. I'm afraid I have rather neglected you today. I've only just made it to the press centre and have not had...

This is the first one that I have seen in the hall properly and it was.... a tad underwhelming to be honest. It just...

It's all getting mad in here. I think these rehearsals will never end - we're not anywhere near it today. I can see people...

Lots of things have gone on that I Can't tell you about, suffice to say that Porridge is lovely and Norman Stanley Fletcher needs...

Germany, Italy, and the United Kingdom also voted in this semi-final. Draw Country Language Artist Song Place Points 01 Malta English Firelight "Coming Home" 9 63 02 Israel English, Hebrew Mei Finegold "Same Heart" 14 19 03 Norway English Carl Espen "Silent Storm" 6 77 04 Georgia English The Shin and Mariko "Three Minutes to Earth" 15 15 05 Poland Polish, English Donatan...

Imagine if you will a quatro formaggio pizza, then add lots more cheese - and by lots, I mean "shitloads" - and this is...

We popped into the arena to see Conchita, her vocal needed to be heard live. She's in a glorious golden gown that required a...

Greece Oh it's Shane, Theo and Lukas otherwise known as the Greek boys! I've just realised I threw myself upon them last night tiddly in...

Ooh hello, it's me again. You may have seen me on TV (No? *sulk*) and thought I was too hoity toity for this larky...

26th - France. Because no matter how much you bounce around on stage, your song didn't have that much actual merit musically and Televoters...