Mr Phil explains Eurovision 2014 – The Little Mermaid
You may have seen the Little Mermaid. But here's Phil explaining it to you in his handy guide to Copenhagen.
Riigi x
Moldova is merciless
Cristina Scarlett is singing that she has no feelings of mercy. She's dressed half in chiffon and half in a bronze breastplate. Imagine Katerina...
As per tradition…
...round about now, most of the team flies home leaving me to do some kind of wrap-up and number-crunching exercise. Ideally, a cock-eyed and...
Germany – It’s not quite right
This has accidental last written all the way through it. It has nothing that could redeem it. Eliza could be the sacrificial big 5...
Hungry for Hungary
I've been waiting all day, if not all my life, for András Kállay-Saunders. I've had my eye on him for some time now in...
Chicken balls, drag, tutus and twink rock! Phew!
Ooh a lovely chicken ball salad with That Monty's hot sauce for lunch and it's onwards and upwards now to...
Austria.
Ooh Conchy! That was classy,...
There has been a couple of rumblings…….
.... that my reporting of the Portuguese rehearsal today was, shall we say, a little wide of the mark.
One commenter, who shall remain nameless,...
Estonia, Sweden, loo news and other bits
Estonia
I've been quite indifferent to this all along forgetting about it but then quite liking it on listening. On watching the rehearsal now I'm...
Mr Phil explains it all: Part 5 – Copenhagen’s guide to...
Mr Phil is back to take you around some of the Copenhagen sights you should see of you are any self-respecting Eurovision fan. Or...
Germany II – It’s still not right…. It’s very wrong!
It looks all sorts of messy on stage still - Her first rehearsal was a bit "industrial" vocally and even the use of the...