2014

France next, featuring my husband to be Patrick. The main thing you need to know about this is he's topless on stage. This alone...

Another day, another rehearsal. Another night, another late exit from the EuroClub... Thank goodness we have a later start today. So two words on everyone's...

Monty and Jody, the Eurovision pundit's pundits couldn't wait to get onto video to tell you what they think. Of Eurovision that is, although...

Imagine if you will a quatro formaggio pizza, then add lots more cheese - and by lots, I mean "shitloads" - and this is...

Just two people prancing around on stage to the word amazing 349823094 times does NOT a Eurovision song make. This is only one of...

Valentina is recreating Botticelli's Birth of Venus by singing in a pearly white dress in front of a fabric clam shell. Her flame hair...

10th Spain - OK-ish result for Spain. Fans wanted more, bit if you can't actually DANCE in the title of the song - you're...

Good morning reader. Congratulations, we have arrived! Rosé and I hit Copenhagen with style last night. Thankfully British Airways continued to know who we...

We popped into the hall to see Albania. There's a beautiful quality to Hersi Bar's voice live, and I have to admit to being...

And onward we go! 16th - Belarus. Personally happy that they got to the Final. Teo was cheeky enough with a light song to squeeze...