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Hello dear reader. I’m afraid I have rather neglected you today. I’ve only just made it to the press centre and have not had any Wi-Fi connection all day. But here we are, after a lovely boat journey over where they encouraged the passengers with a patriotic rendition of Basim. I saw him this afternoon at the Eurovision Village where he was introduced as being a good influence for children. They seem to have forgotten that the original version had him singing that his love song was a fucking cliché, baby. Clearly a good influence in Denmark includes teaching children to be potty-mouthed. It’s a fucking disgrace if you ask me.
So anything could go through tonight, really. Yes, even Georgia if San Marino made it. My 10 predicted qualifiers for the Serviette of Doom are: Malta, Israel, Norway, Poland, Austria, Finland, Macedonia, Switzerland, Greece, Romania. My average seems to be 7 or 8 out of 10, so come back later to ridicule me.
Enjoy the show. We might even bring you some video reactions later if you’re lucky.
Monty x
