Slovenia and Andorra take to the 2
Well ...
Slovenia has grown on me - It still looks like a huge shambolic mess of stuff on stage - but the camera does...
The Albania and the Belgium
The internet connection that I'm leaching from in the hall seems to be down at the mo, so I can't interact with my public,...
Sorry lads, you’re not …
The Lithuanians are so not the winners - but are possibly to the qualifying. It is going to get the Moldovan granny vote -...
1000 songs in
The 1000th song ever in the contest is probably going to qualify. The singer - in my very humble opinion - is a bit...
Norvegia, Espania (oh dear lord!) and Maltia
Now some would say that I've been a bit negative ... and you'd be right! But seriously, I can see the good in things,...
And home again …
Greece treated us to a typically melodramatic final two hours in the country, as the weight of booty in Phil's case slowed the metro...
Hattie Mattie Hattie
I'm struggling with my teeth, apparently, and I can't say Hari Mata Hari. Henceforth, thus, he will be known as Hattie Mattie Hattie. I...
Armenia 1 – It’s all going on
There is, for those that like that sorta thing, BONDAGE. Well, more like 2004 bondage for FYROM, but nevertheless, still bondage! - vocally, he...
Hero to zero?
Having sat next to the Head of Radio Stockholm I delayed this one.
It's not winning anything - it's qualifying I think but it is...