Winner winner winner
*still* The winner of the Eurovision - there is no chance that this is not going to the Final. They have gone into a...
Carola i Mördskandal!!!!
Cause she's just killed Estonia's chances. One run through is enough - 'Through My Window' looks like 'Invincible' before the paint job. I mean,...
Oh, that’s a contrast …
I've just come out of Fabrizio's first full run through (he who *was* going to be nicknamed Fab but now isn't), and it was...
Belgium – another five minutes of ‘pyro’
Well, The sound check was a bit rubbish, and it has, unfortunately, continued in that vein. The stage has fluorescent boxes on it, which...
Iceland – was (in Sylvia Night Stylee) …
Fucking Awesome!
She did the following in no particular order
1 - Tell the stage crew to "fuck off" as they were "a bunch of amateurs"
2...
Slovenia – well – eerm …
... yes ...
Isn't it a lovely set!! (On Europe speak for "don't offend anyone").
Nah, what the hell ...
As Mr J Logan said in 1980,...
So, the last few …
Embed from Getty Images
Although strictly speaking, the last one, cos I was in Carola's press conference for Estonia (but she looked a vision in...
I am in FAR too good a mood, clearly …
I'm liking nearly everything today already. I even liked Latvia, heaven help us all - they seem to have smoothed most of the rough...
Right then …
Very brief, as we need to leave for the airport in about seven hours time and we need to sleep before then, but we'd...
I feel dirty
Well, this is going to sound very ungrateful to our gracious Athenian hosts, but we're going to win and they're going nowhere.
Embed from Getty...