Estonia could make it after all

This should be dead in the water - Carola * should* have pissed on it's chips. However, after another lackluster performance by the Carola...

Carola i Mördskandal!!!!

Cause she's just killed Estonia's chances. One run through is enough - 'Through My Window' looks like 'Invincible' before the paint job. I mean,...

Ankara, we have a problem …

Mr Roy didn't spot the English verse, and we didn't spot it particularly, and we're 30 yards away which worries us, because if we...

The best of the rest …

OK, so there are other songs, and they've all been pretty good today, actually. Russia looks like a real contender. He's confident without being too...

So, the last few …

Embed from Getty Images Although strictly speaking, the last one, cos I was in Carola's press conference for Estonia (but she looked a vision in...

You’re my contest now!

Mr Roy takes ownership of a famous musical competition following a week in Athens.

Afternoon Bollox

As you have guessed by now - I have not seen the first two rehearsals this afternoon - but I sense you will be...

I ran out of the hall because …

... it's 4.25 on day one, and Ireland were rehearsing - that in itself was a terrifying experience, but to follow that, we have...

Some things change, some things change the same

Just been reacquainting myself with Anzej Dejan in his stage costume, and you know, Slovenia suddenly looks dangerous to me. He's in a white...

Severine Fevrier to face trial for crimes against music

Last night, she was fine but the backing singers were too loud. However, on the telly in the press centre it looks a whole...