I feel dirty
Well, this is going to sound very ungrateful to our gracious Athenian hosts, but we're going to win and they're going nowhere.
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Slovenia – well – eerm …
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Isn't it a lovely set!! (On Europe speak for "don't offend anyone").
Nah, what the hell ...
As Mr J Logan said in 1980,...
Sorry lads, you’re not …
The Lithuanians are so not the winners - but are possibly to the qualifying. It is going to get the Moldovan granny vote -...
Co-Co Daaaaaaaaaance
Now this Is what they want!! - Co-Co Dance is to Eurovision what Chocolate Teapots are to usefulness. It's hideous!
However, and this is the...
Right, that’s me done for the day …
Roy and Franko have pootled off to the Olympic Stadium where there's a game on right this minute... no there isn't, Roy and Franko...
Sidsel to the notting!
I'd better leap in here and steal a march on my more sensationalist pals, but sad to say the Danes aren't to the wonning....