Trust me – one Portugal is more than enough
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
It's still going wrong for them. I could only do one rehearsal for the Portugal but that was to...
Right, that’s me done for the day …
Roy and Franko have pootled off to the Olympic Stadium where there's a game on right this minute... no there isn't, Roy and Franko...
Co-Co Daaaaaaaaaance
Now this Is what they want!! - Co-Co Dance is to Eurovision what Chocolate Teapots are to usefulness. It's hideous!
However, and this is the...
Polish fireworks
Get Rid of the German language - it detracts from the song. The Fireworks also detract from it - but apart from the bollocks...
So, as I say, “Hello!”
Apparently Website Producer Hobnob Tracy thinks that "Hello!" is an insufficient piece of reportage to justify my P2ness. "Fair enough", says I.
My P2ness is...
Hero to zero?
Having sat next to the Head of Radio Stockholm I delayed this one.
It's not winning anything - it's qualifying I think but it is...
Carola i Mördskandal!!!!
Cause she's just killed Estonia's chances. One run through is enough - 'Through My Window' looks like 'Invincible' before the paint job. I mean,...
The best of the rest …
OK, so there are other songs, and they've all been pretty good today, actually.
Russia looks like a real contender. He's confident without being too...
Ukrainian Skipping Championships
Contrary to beliefs that will be peddled on this site to come - Ukraine is ace.
To explain - Mr Nicolas Deller will tell you...