Now – This is why I come to the Eurovision
Three songs in a row - and all of them are different but the same.
Cyprus - Now, it was rumoured that the Cypriots had...
SMS from the hall …
"They are all mad they think Ireland are going to win"
Yay! And indeed, oh HECK. I've no idea who "they" are, but I suspect...
From binners to winners
This is the fun bit. I have to use my skill and judgement to find the path through the maze of mixed signals The...
Look out Athens – OnEurope’s headed your way!
Congratulations to Greece - I didn't think you were going to do it and I was starting to think we'd be heading back to...
Hungary – in retrospect
It was good - very good. Nox do strange things with dancing and whirling about - she sings very well and in tune. This...
OnEurope Forks – again in association with Interpipe, yadda yadda
Now, dear reader, OnEurope failed in it's duty to issue Forks so, in association with Interpipe, here they are.
The Platinum Fork, instituted at Franko's...
Ireland – DONT FALL FOR IT EUROPE
There are members of this esteemed panel that think that this song is the best thing they have ever seen - including the esteem-ed...
Eurovision 2005 – Final results
The finalists were:
the four automatic qualifiers France, Germany, Spain and the United Kingdom;
the top 10 countries from the 2004 final (other than...
When Irish eyes are falling…
So the lovely Irish lot thought it'd be a nice idea to do a bit of Irish dancing on the press conference tables. And...
Where’s my granny?
Moldova were rescheduled and still haven't turned up, the buggers, so we were left with...
Latvia
It was all a bit primary school assembly this one....















