There are members of this esteemed panel who think that Ireland’s Eurovision 2005 song is the best thing they have ever seen – including the esteem-ed Mr Boswell. They are, however, totally wrong. It is the biggest pile of horse manure I have ever seen.
Joe, bless him, comes on stage looking like a little lost boy, with women fawning all over him. He sings a song about love with his sister and thinks he is the bee’s knees. Donna does all of the singing – if one can call it that.
They have four dancers who do the Irish soft-shoe shuffle and Irish dancing. It is really bad – but not in a Belgian sense! – and I think it ranks with Spain 1983 and Celebrate as one of the worst stage performances ever.
It will, though, get the punters watching and, according to others, make the final and even, dare they say it, win the whole contest!! They are on LSD and know nothing – do not look into his eyes. He is Devil spawn and will hypnotise you to vote for him. Do not fall for it.
