The Russian grannies – as funny as anal warts
Will someone please explain to me why this isn't unmitigated awfulness?! I'm watching this and thinking logically "Who on earth is going to vote...
Mount Russiamore
After last year’s debacle with Julia Samoylova being forbidden to travel to Ukraine, you could say Russia has a mountain to climb, but in...
Russia – Why do I get the feeling …
... that this is a whole load of wrong?
It appears that Julia has been placed slightly lower in the chamber of magma and the...
The Fanning Verdict: Day One at Eurovision 2021
I'll be here throughout rehearsals to tell you what I thought of what was going on and gathering up the official clips in one...
Changing faces for Russia
So it appears that Anastasia Prikhodko turns into her mother in the background shots ... who'd have thunk it!! I liked this song the...
Eurovision peace offer rejected by both sides
Russian broadcaster Channel One and the Ukrainian deputy Prime Minister have both rejected a proposal that could have allowed Julia Samoylova to compete at...
Have Russia made a little big mistake?
So we all thought that the Russian selection would be a sham to allow Little Big to get another go at the contest, however...
Russia – eeeerm WTF?!!?
I've been coming to this shindig for 14 years and I'm not often wrong-footed or dry with words.
This is one of those times.
They start...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Parts 33, 34 and 35. ...
Romania
There is a strong argument that this got through on the back of the fact that 2/7 of the jury had a complete change...
You will be never alone anymore
The Junior Eurovision Song Contest takes place tomorrow. If you're a cynic, give it a try. If you're a fan, it's bound to be...