Netherlands

Yes we're back after another night of scabby food and beer at the Euroclub. How are you this morning? Ralph: feeling a bit ruff Drashig: hale...

What are we here for again? Oh yes a festival of popular songing and tunes. I wasn't here for the first few, but my local...

Though they think they are from the video that I have seen. Their main problem is that the song is boring and the staging...

Nick: Oh man. It's brilliant and it's hideous. It's perfect and it's unwatchable. It's the creepiest sight I've seen anywhere near Eurovisionia since Laka...

Sieneke didn't attend her press conference citing "a bad throat". We were told that she's been advised to speak as little as possible. Which...

There are many who scoff when I say that the Netherlands entry is going to do well. Catherine hates it so much she was...

Visions in gold lame at all the parties, some say they turn up to the opening of an envelope ... except the envelope opening...

With our arena correspondents having wandered off to see other bits of Moscow, I'm left playing catch-up once again. Embed from Getty Images I'm not struck...

Phil: This, again, is everything you thought it would be and then considerably more so. The Toppers have the suits with lights on that flash...

... and the award goes to them Dutchies with their slightly short term bus arrangement ... Now, what are they going to do with this...