Slovenia getting under my skin
Well, OK, I was a bit to the point in my first review of the Slovenian song this year.
Actually, this is starting to get...
Eurovision goes Latin … thanks to Norway
This somehow gains something from not having had a Portugal shortly beforehand, at least in my little world. NRK must be cursing the draw,...
Poland – helped by what comes before it
Here comes Poland and it manages to stand out. Seriously! It comes off the back of a run of songs that feel like they...
Still not a good enough reason …
Phil: ... Yes I know puns at the expense of previous Dutch entrants are not funny, but hell, broadcaster NOS are becoming as amusing...
One Man and his Werewolf
"Vampires all over Europe, get alive! Or come alive! Or just come on! I'm not sure! Hi, I'm TV's Troy McClure, and you may...
Switzerland – Oh dear lordi
People who watch this thing that is happening a week today (shit!) will point at this and say: "Haven't Lordi opened the show?" or...
Slovenia – write your own review
It's a woman singing a song with loud high notes in it. Therefore, you can pretty much write the rest of my review for...
Why this Norwegian Eurovision song is thoroughly average
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Nick: Every year seems to have its own overused style, and this year's seems to be intros that could be the...
Entertainment in a bottle
Nick: Good heavens! It's one of those moments when you meet someone for the first time and they feel like an old friend within...
Serbia – Oh dear me!
Phil: Blimey, but Marija Šerifović is a 'handsome' woman. They have put five lovely girls - doing slow choreography - around her in what...