San Marino – meat that I couldn’t positively identify
Well I've just been for a stroll to find the local Mini Maxi as the canteen in the press centre is slightly on the...
San Marin-who?
Phil: Having eaten copious amount of cheese on a pizza for very few Dinari ... again ... We have retreated back to press centre-y...
Romanian mix and match
First time I've heard it. It's basically the bastard child of all the other 41 songs. And every other song ever. All of them....
Scooch at Eurovsion – shit literally happens
A man immediately to my right just broke off from eating cheap Twix for long enough to ask "Can you see credits rolling over...
Ukraine – It’s brilliant!
Nick: It really, really, is Eric Cartman made flesh. And I fear it. The guy to my left says it's like chocolate cheese. It...
The Swedes are ‘all right’
Nick: Sweden are being perfectly all right. Nothing wrong with it at all, and as such it could well merit the usual Norwegian result....
Standard issue Spanish Euro-fodder
Arrived in time for the final run through, fortified by Twix (two for Eur1.20 from the vending machines on Pasema Station. Bargain, especially if...
Flying the flag at Eurovision 2007
Nick: Ironically, this is the sanest thing I've seen for several hours. There are *cough* things to be ironed out from this performance. Nevertheless,...
Missing the boat
Phil: I reckon that Ark have missed lots and lots of things out of their song, mostly a spark of something good. In the...
Spain serving up substandard stock G:son fayre
Nick: In the past, we've occasionally found the Spanish online contingent to be slightly sensitive souls, so I'm being strongly advised not to say...