Eurovision 2026 Review: Croatia
Croatia heads to Vienna with LELEK and ‘Andromeda’, chosen through Dora 2026 after winning both their semi-final and then the final itself. That alone...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2026 – Part Seven – Bulgaria
Bulgaria – Dara – Bangaranga.Â
Jesus we’re only a tiny bit into this year’s Eurovision lot and already I feel like I’ve been suffocated by...
Eurovision 2026 Review: Bulgaria
Bulgaria’s return to Eurovision after a three-year absence comes via DARA and ‘Bangaranga’, chosen through BNT’s rather elaborate three-part national selection. That alone gives...
Shai’s Eurovision Countdown 2026 – Part Seven – Bulgaria
Bulgaria - Bangaranga - Is quite a mess.Â
Remember Unicorn (Israel 2023) ? One of the complaints about the song was that there were at...
Shai’s Eurovision Countdown 2026 – Part Six – Belgium
Belgium - Dancing on the Ice - Is not bad.Â
Really, it is not a bad song, but somehow it feels like they run out...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2026 – Part Six – Belgium
Belgium – Essyla – Dancing on the Ice.Â
Image my disgust, dear reader, when I checked the lyrics out and realised that this song was...
Eurovision 2026 Review: Belgium
Belgium’s 2026 entry is ESSYLA with ‘Dancing on the Ice’, revealed internally by RTBF in February. It feels like a fairly deliberate piece of...
Shai’s Eurovision Countdown 2026 – Part Five – Azerbaijan
Azerbaijan - Just Go - is supposed to be a big ballad
A ballad is not a bad thing. A good ballad will stir your...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2026 – Part Five – Azerbaijan
Azerbaijan – JIVA – Just Go.
I don’t, dear reader , usually launch into an expletive-laden rant but fucking hell fire, Azerbaijan, what the holy...
Eurovision 2026 Review: Azerbaijan
Azerbaijan’s 2026 entry is JIVA with ‘Just Go’, internally selected by İTV and set for the first half of the second semi-final. That already...












