You know you wonder …
why PhilC comes to Eurovision, gets here and spends oodles of his own cash to sit in a press room.
Well, Belarus' 2018 entry has...
Georgia – the contrast is striking
Georgia is a 100% classier that what I just saw and should piss on Jessica's effort from a great height. There has been zero...
Morning glory from Georgia
Bom dia, Oneuropeans! Tudo bem? I’m refreshed today. I had an early night, and a good scrubbing this morning; trimmed my beard, shaved my...
Mr Phil – What is your plan of in-action for Eurovision?
As you may or may not know, the gods at the BBC have smiled on us again by allowing us, and by extension you...
What does the web predict for the second semi-final?
And we're back ... Eurovision Song Contest fans get to settle down for a second 2018 appetizer. Eighteen songs compete for the remaining ten...
Romania – There is clearly a high concept here
The first 45 seconds of this has everything - It has a blonde woman, Cristina, with MASSIVE Dynasty shoulder pads and a purple dress....
San Marino – If this is the best you can come...
Then you really need to go and have a word with yourselves and consider your participation.
I have just witnessed three of the most painful,...
San Marino – justice for Valentina!
San Marino, and Jessika’s frock has turned up. It’s burgundy lace and she’s lost the ridiculous cape she had on Tuesday. Me Jenny B...
Portuguese simplicity
It’s our first look at Portugal and the Big 5 now. The first ever Portuguese entry on home soil. How long we’ve waited for...
Czech Republic – what mood’s your camel in?
Czech Republic. Mikolas isn’t happy. He starts and stops almost immediately, pointing out that the plinths and back-lit lightboxes he and his dancers are...