Slovenia pushing THAT button
So ... I popped out to relieve myself, and got caught in a gaggle of press and fans surrounding Eleni Foureira, and then another...
Georgia – the contrast is striking
Georgia is a 100% classier that what I just saw and should piss on Jessica's effort from a great height. There has been zero...
I love the nightlife! EuroCafe, ESC Bubble party – and my...
Bom dia, Oneuropeans! Tudo bem? It’s mid afternoon already and I’m afraid to say I’ve only just got up! I was up late, at...
Czech Republic – The man’s a trouper
Say what you like about Mikolas and the song, he's got balls and guts to even be on the stage at the moment. He's...
Poland – Well this got better
This has got better. It had to really, because on Wednesday it fell a bit flat. There seems to have been a lot of...
UK – am I making you proud, or could I do...
I did miss Portugal, but at least I’m here for the UK. The first go has tightened up many of the camera angles and...
Malta – sailing through
As you all saw during the Wednesday rehearsal (and if you didn't, you should read it now) this came as a real surprise to...
Belarus – what a mess!
So ... despite the roars of laughter in the press room on Monday when we all saw the concept for this song - if...
Eurovision 2018 – Everything we said about day four
Powered by noodles, beer and pastéis de nata, the OnEuropeans reported back from the Altice Arena for a fourth day. The last nine semi-final...
UK – I have no problems here
There are members of 'the press' in the area where we are that have already decided that the UK will not finish any higher...