Russia – Why do I get the feeling …
... that this is a whole load of wrong?
It appears that Julia has been placed slightly lower in the chamber of magma and the...
Eurovision 2018 – Everything we said about day four
Powered by noodles, beer and pastéis de nata, the OnEuropeans reported back from the Altice Arena for a fourth day. The last nine semi-final...
UK – I have no problems here
There are members of 'the press' in the area where we are that have already decided that the UK will not finish any higher...
Mount Russiamore
After last year’s debacle with Julia Samoylova being forbidden to travel to Ukraine, you could say Russia has a mountain to climb, but in...
Updated: Injury Time – Mikolas Josef rushed to hospital
The first day of rehearsals haven't ended well for Czech singer Mikolas Josef. Following his first rehearsal this morning, he reported an injury. The...
Eurovision 2018 – Everything we said about day three
It's not everyone who wants to start their day with Alexander Rybak, but it's that sort of dedication to the cause that makes OnEurope...
Eurovision 2018 – All of the first day’s nonsense in one...
From Azerbaijan to Bulgaria and all points in between. OnEuropeans were in the Altice Arena bringing you reports (and officially sanctioned photos and video)...
Netherlands – they listened …
There has been lots of press over the last few days that focussed on how this song was staged, rather than the song itself....
Slovenia – SOMEONE NEEDS A WORD NOW!
Right - if ANYONE has a direct line to the Slovenian delegation, please please PLEASE can you call and tell them to not "do...
Iceland – it *is* too late to save this
Poor young Ari. As we know by now, he's been lumbered with this pile of shite. He's better than this. He has to be...