Czech Republic – When favourites bomb in first rehearsals
Suffice it to say that the whoopsies in the press room (as Monty describes h*mose*ualists) got a bit hot under the collar when Mikolas...
Slovenia – SOMEONE NEEDS A WORD NOW!
Right - if ANYONE has a direct line to the Slovenian delegation, please please PLEASE can you call and tell them to not "do...
Armenia – Thank God I have coffee!
This can be summed up quite succinctly: A hairy man, sings a boring song ... in his nightgown. He doesn't move from his starting...
UK – I have no problems here
There are members of 'the press' in the area where we are that have already decided that the UK will not finish any higher...
Eurovision 2018 Live Blog – Jury final
Mr Phil will be taking his last turn at the Live Blog control desk to bring you the sights, sounds and smells of the...
Germany: don’t get it Ted
Well considering this is a song about the death of his dad, Michael has made this sound as though this is a three-minute anger...
Armenia #BeardEnvy
Armenia now, and the outright winner were this the Eurovision Beard Contest. Unfortunately, it’s not, and the Contest he’s in seems, sadly, beyond his...
No, baby no!
My my my, San Marino courtesy of Malta, Germany via Bratislava give the ‘what the actual fuck’ moment this year and certainly will have...
Why Your Favourite Song Isn’t Going To Win Eurovision 2018
Yep, it’s that point of the year where we closely examine the respective chances of all this year’s aspiring Eurovision songsmiths to ascertain what their...
Belarose …
Alekseev just brought a huge guffaw to the press centre with the Belorussian staging that follows the long forgotten mantra that more is definitely...