Iceland – it *is* too late to save this
Poor young Ari. As we know by now, he's been lumbered with this pile of shite. He's better than this. He has to be...
Eurovision SuRie’s stage stormed
SuRie won widespread praise tonight when her Eurovision performance was interupted by a stage invader.
Midway through the song, someone rushed on stage, grabbed the...
Denmark – Same same, different, but still the same
I don't know what to think or type here. I love this song, and can't hide that and when I saw it in the...
Australia – Not much to say other than…
It's alright.
In the same way Monty didn't do a lot with Denmark, I can't do a lot with this. Not because I didn't watch...
The Ambassador requests the pleasure
Bom dia, Oneuropeans! Tudo bem? I took another day out of the Press Bubble yesterday, so haven’t updated from the first semi-final. I got...
San Marino – justice for Valentina!
San Marino, and Jessika’s frock has turned up. It’s burgundy lace and she’s lost the ridiculous cape she had on Tuesday. Me Jenny B...
Will you still show us Tel Aviv?
Netta brings her Toys (plural) to the stage - two tall cabinets chock full of golden Chinese waving cats to be precise, oh and...
Macedonia – we get there in the end … Sorta …...
It’s Day 2 in the Big Brother House. Oh, no, different pressure chamber, it’s the Eurovision Press Centre. I’m recovering from a hike up...
43 pearls of wisdom from Eurovision 2018
It's all about the message behind the glitter and the lights. Or so they say. Let's take a minute to see what 43 acts...
Money well spent Malta
Christabelle from Malta now, and they’ve brought four LED screens which are clustered onstage around a mini raised stage where Christabelle starts dressed tastefully...