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Contests 2018 Armenia – Thank God I have coffee!

Armenia – Thank God I have coffee!

Sevak

This can be summed up quite succinctly: A hairy man, sings a boring song … in his nightgown. He doesn’t move from his starting spot for the first two minutes, and then over-emotes for the last sixty seconds.

Sevak doesn’t do enough to be interesting, and even the lights flashing fast enough to bring on an epileptic fit doesn’t make his performance any the more exciting.

I am sure it’s all terribly high concept, but I can’t for the life of me work out what it’s all meant to say. The only thing that makes this any good is that it eventually ends.

Sorry.