Germany – Very underwhelming
Well the abiding feeling of this song is one of being totally underwhelmed. Thankfully, they seem not to have brought the spinning platform, but...
Why Your Favourite Song Isn’t Going To Win Eurovision This Year
It’s about this time of year that we start to assess the relative chances of each of the songs competing at this year’s Eurovision...
Justs not getting Latvia
Latvia’s up first this morning. Justs is in a black leather biker jacket and a soft maroon t-shirt, and is alone on stage.
The stage...
Denmark….. I believe that we’ve heard this…
….song 4 billion times before and in every Danish National Final evah!
Lighthouse X, pronounced Ten, clearly, are “Doing a Kate Ryan” with their light...
From the sublime to Spain
I can't actually tell you how much of a clunky downshift this song is and, as per previous articles on this very website, the...
Today at the Games – Day 1 and 2’s Local news...
So, as Daz Sampson so elequently put it, what *did* we learn in school today ... well over the last two days? The answer...
UK is going for gold
Ooh UK is brilliant! Lucie does so well. She’s alone in a mustard/gold-coloured dress, and she’s standing on a complicated erection, which has a...
Denmark: Oddly lifeless
Starting with Syggi at her baby grand - and there might be a few misplaced reflection shots to lose here, soon the band join...
Sunstroke? – I don’t think they are lapping up the rays…
You might remember that I have said in a previous place that Moldova is only a one trick pony (Epic Sax you say?) and...
FYR Macedonia – I’ve seen the future
Imagine, if you will, Emmerdale in the near future. I’ve looked into my Crystal Ball and seen that Moira will move to Stockholm and...