Russia – mmm, do you smell the saline?
The first thing to tell you is that there were a lot of mirrors and screens to get on stage. All in the 32...
Czechia Please! – It’s time for Vesna
Yet more delay to the schedule. I should be used to it after 18 years, but it still frustrates me!
The usual questions are being...
Today in Parliament – The Eurovision edition – Day 4
Hej hej! It's been another day of events in the Big Eurovision house, and I'm here once again to point out things that you...
Today in Parliament – The Eurovision edition – Day 2
Good evening! As a result of time zone shenanigans and/or me not getting it written in time, yesterday's Today In Parliament ended up being...
Ireland… Dear EdExcel
… It appears one of your students has written the Eurovision Entry for Ireland this year and deserves to be marked down accordingly.
When you...
Romania – Clearly never on a Saturday
The phrase "a nag set to music" was surely coined for this song. Ester seemed to make this feel like hard work and despite...
IVAN in not naked at all shocker!
Yes, that’s right, He promised Wolves and nudity on stage and we have…. a hologram of a nude IVAN and holograms of Wolves.
So, now...
Et Finalement, Serbia
And to round off one of the hardest (and hottest) days I can ever remember at Eurovision, we came to Serbia ... and boy,...
OK… breath… calm down…
Fuck. Just… Fuck
I’m British. I’m also objective with this contest and if the UK is rubbish I am the first one to write it...
Israel – If you are easily offended, look away now
If you’ve stayed and chosen to read this post then carry on. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.
I despise this song. I don’t despise...