Eurovision ticket holders asked to move
If you have a ticket for the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest, read on. The 2017 contest has been dogged by last minute changes. At...
Georgia – underwhelmed
The preview video to this song is the visual equivalent of having a sniff of the barmaid’s apron, as it were, in that it...
Croatia – just when you thought you’d seen everything
For the last twenty years (yes, seriously, we are that old) OnEuropeans have crawled from their Eurovision beds and thought: "Surely, surely Croatia would...
Azeri horse head in all its live glory, you say?
First up, here's some video live from the hall through the magic of Facebook.
She's still shouting at me on screen and that's a problem...
Norway – Three don’t become one
My first thought on this run-through was: "Why does the lead singer (Tom) look like he's dressed for a uniform fetish party?" He seemed...
Lithuania – looking a bit silly
Lithuania’s Donny appears to have had a semi perm in his hair and, with leather jacket and ripped jeans, there seems to be a...
Ireland – I can’t even…
…Now, based on the live performances that we have seen of Nicky, we should have known what to expect. Sadly, however, even that came...
Netherlands is like a Max…..
Douwe Bob is up now for The Netherlands. He’s looking quite natty in a crisp suit and white shirt showing off his very nice...
Who’s going to win the Eurovision Song Contest this year?
Short answer: we don't know. Even shorter answer: Italy. OnEurope takes ten minutes out from packing for Kiev to examine the clues.
First up, which song...
If gays made Eurovision songs …
Then this would probably be the best song in the world! Sponsored by the gay version of Carlsberg.
You will read on Twitter that this...