Croatia – just when you thought you’d seen everything
For the last twenty years (yes, seriously, we are that old) OnEuropeans have crawled from their Eurovision beds and thought: "Surely, surely Croatia would...
Azeri horse head in all its live glory, you say?
First up, here's some video live from the hall through the magic of Facebook.
She's still shouting at me on screen and that's a problem...
Norway – Three don’t become one
My first thought on this run-through was: "Why does the lead singer (Tom) look like he's dressed for a uniform fetish party?" He seemed...
Well the press centre catering has gone downhill
No it's not Edam but it is cheese - yes it's a jumbo sausage roll cos i'm fat and yes it's got a side...
Eurovision ticket holders asked to move
If you have a ticket for the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest, read on. The 2017 contest has been dogged by last minute changes. At...
Austria – ORF need to think about what is going to...
We all suspected Pia Maria was, frankly, a liability live and I hoped the pre-parties were just an aberration and it would be all...
LIVE BLOG: Eurovision 2022 – Second semi final
This blog was in the capable hands of our wonderful Shai, join in and comment along!
Today in Parliament Day “gamillion” – are we nearly done yet?
So, Friday is a very short day in rehearsal land it would appear. Here is what we think about the fag-end of Semi Final...
Israel – He’s got star quality all right
Hovi is 4th on and it is a complete contrast from Rykka…. not only 'cos his act is something good but because he is a proper live...
IVAN in not naked at all shocker!
Yes, that’s right, He promised Wolves and nudity on stage and we have…. a hologram of a nude IVAN and holograms of Wolves.
So, now...















