Ukrainians give good head.
So much so that the band have to prove it by sticking an eight-foot-tall papier mâché head on stage.
Don't panic, they haven't lost leave of...
Israel: ending with almost a bang
And last for the day is Israel, and Imri Ziv. Imri is a hottie, and no mistaking. In fact, he’s so hot that he’s...
Georgia – Yes, oh, yes
Where the actual fuck did this come from?
Now, it's not going win any contest any time soon, but Georgian Television has done a number...
Slovenia … Sometimes you don’t need to
... shout very loudly.
However, it's oh so quiet and oh so still.
It was the same intimate staging as on Saturday, but I just think...
Spain – Into the groove
The Press Centre was rammed with the Spanish press.
We started with a series of cubes representing different rooms. Miki gets up and heads downstairs...
Albania – Better late than never…. maybe?
Last shall be first and first shall be last - or something like that. So here we have Albania, held over from the first...
Switzerland – He’s on the road… the road to Hull?!
I know what this is supposed to be: the angsty boy-type ripping his heart out and telling you that he is vulnerable and all...
So what did we glean form that first run through
Well on a personal level, I gleaned that the walk between MalmoMassen and the Malmo Arena hasn't changed all that much - neither has...
Greece – Hmmmmm
Not really gelling together for me this. It’s trying to be everything and nothing, which is a bad thing if we are honest. You...
Montenegro, with Greek distraction
I’ve just been having a strum on a Greek man’s instrument. It was very jolly. He’s the one who plays it in the opening...