Australia – Still the proverbial ‘dog’s dinner’ on screen
This still looked absolutely fucking ridiculous on the TV Screens. That said, they managed to iron out earlier issues with the matte world on the...
Monteneg-NO!
Whist it is commendable for Montenegro to be experimental yet again, I don’t think there will be too many people in Europe that will...
Italy – Are we going to see an angry man?
Mahmood appeared to be angry on stage - and he didn't care who knew it. As this performance went on, you saw it in...
Montenegro, with Greek distraction
I’ve just been having a strum on a Greek man’s instrument. It was very jolly. He’s the one who plays it in the opening...
Slovenia: beam me up, Omar
Omar from Slovenia is up now. I’ve already commented in my Countdown how I think he’s got an uphill struggle, and he’s not really...
Serbia – a bit out of her depth
Serbia is the first song in the second semi-final, but we’re not neatly compartmentalised for today’s order, so we’re straddling the two.
This is my...
Lithuania have a witch on stage …
... it's the only possible explanation for this song methinks. Rumour has it that she would not have her photo taken with an Irish...
Switzerland: Movement and mime time
Marius Bear is alone on stage, picked out in silhouette and that's pretty much how he stays throughout, with bursts of video and lighting...
And so it starts with Sweden
So day 102 in the Big Eurovision house has started with a bit of Sweden.
Fans will tell you that Robin is the Messiah, and...
Today in Parliament – The Eurovision edition – Day 4
Hej hej! It's been another day of events in the Big Eurovision house, and I'm here once again to point out things that you...