Ukraine – 1944 = fifteen-love
Ukraine is one of the rehearsals I’ve been most looking forward to. The song has really grown on me from an initial sniffiness about...
Norway – this is entertainment!
Now this is all sorts of genius. Possibly not in the way the Contest Gods intended 66 years ago, but genius none the less.
Subwoolfer's...
Greece – Hmmmmm
Not really gelling together for me this. It’s trying to be everything and nothing, which is a bad thing if we are honest. You...
The Poles have made my words dry up!
Poland appears after a short hiatus for us to calm down after Demy. Kasia and her very dodgy rhyming dictionary (Fire, desire, higher and...
Justs not getting Latvia
Latvia’s up first this morning. Justs is in a black leather biker jacket and a soft maroon t-shirt, and is alone on stage.
The stage...
Love and Marriage, go together like a horse and …
... no, not another horse, more like the one-trick pony that this was always going to be - but one thing you can say...
Latvia – They have rectified Penisgate
In Penisgate news, the Latvians have clearly listened to us and they have coloured the penis in and it now LOOKS like what it's...
First up this morning – the HOME team
After the closed door 30-minute Moldovan extra rehearsal we had Israel.
Kobi was still dressed like a waiter on stage, and I genuinely think that...
If gays made Eurovision songs …
Then this would probably be the best song in the world! Sponsored by the gay version of Carlsberg.
You will read on Twitter that this...
LIVE BLOG: Second semi final – Jury Show
We were online, reporting from Turin's PalaOlimpico where it was time for the jury show for the second semi-final of the 2022 Eurovision Song...