Today in Parliament – The Eurovision edition – Day 6 –...
So here i am again, decamped to the satellite press centre in Lund's fair city where I have been taking in all the rehearsal...
Spain – they’ve ballsed this right up
And the problems don't lie with Miki. He sang 'La venda' to its fullest potential (although, I still think it's two choruses too long)....
Romania – Drowned world
With lunch out of the way, we launched back into Romania's underwater world. Esther had toned down the severe look today: her hair was...
The Poles have made my words dry up!
Poland appears after a short hiatus for us to calm down after Demy. Kasia and her very dodgy rhyming dictionary (Fire, desire, higher and...
It’s the 1979 Marshall Amplification Disco Dancing Champs …
So, it's comedy time at the Eurovision with Val and Jim!
The fans like this because, well, Valentina (God and gays love a trier), but...
France – Follow the leader?
The press room seems to be very full for the big five, which is how it should be, and the French now have come...
Israel – Is change a good thing?
Now, as we should have all read by now, Kobi has had the song changed between the national final and here because "people" have...
Poland – oh do try, for God’s sake!
Reassuringly, some things never change ... and this song is one of them. The girls from Tulia were dressed in the same costumes as...
Italy – Are we going to see an angry man?
Mahmood appeared to be angry on stage - and he didn't care who knew it. As this performance went on, you saw it in...
Desire… Fire… Liar… Tryer… Deep-fat fryer…
Now you see, love, I'm not the only one that can rhyme fire with desire in about 95 different ways.
I also must remember that...