Back for another go
Someone is going to have to explain this to me. I know its all "clever" and stuff, but I genuinely cant tell the difference...
They’re back
Italy is a good song right up until about 65 seconds in where Raphael Gualazzi sounds like a chicken!! - this song is wrong,...
France – and this might come as a shock
Amaury Vassili ISN'T going to be winning the Eurovision Song Contest and I am going to explain why.
It IS everything you thought it would...
Little chance of history repeating
Israel and I tend to agree with AKOE on this one to be honest - I think Dana looked and sounded hideous. Some of...
Drop those big money balls
It looks hideous - Christos and his gang don't need to be swaying about the stage and the woman with the big balls doesn't...
I love Paris in Spring – how about you?
So, France are going to win it then - can we all go home now?
After only his first mic check, I looked around so...
Has anyone got the karaoke version?
I got to 1:16 of their 2nd rehearsal and both Nick and I said "No, no more" - Nick further commented that it's a...
Nadine – worth a flutter
Oh My F**King God! - This song is brilliant. Nadine Beiler has a fab voice and they have finally sorted out the backing singers...
The rest of the morning’s rehearsals Caught up!
Lithuania. Oh dear. Lithuania does sign language shocker. What on EARTH is that all about? - Walters and Thinggy got to the final, but...